USUALLY a skull and crossbones denotes
a toxic or hazardous substance or danger ahead.
But thanks to Bluebeard's Revenge, the
newest shaving experts on the block, the 'jolly' has been put back
into the Jolly Roger.
The only “arghhh” you'll get with
these shaving creams and post-shave balms is the one you'll be making
when impersonating a pirate while staring at your foamy face in the
mirror, rather than a reaction to skin irritation or razor burn
associated with so many shaving products.
And the man love doesn't end there, for the interior of the packaging features information and advice about male cancers from the Orchid charity.
Now, I may not be the ideal candidate for
anti-face fuzz fanatics Bluebeard's, as a bearded/stubbled cove, but
I used it for tidying up my errant face furniture.
And a fine job it did too!
Bluebeard's Revenge also boasts a
'secret ingredient' which, in time, inhibits the growth of hair...
Follicly-challenged folk such as Shane Warne, Graham Gooch and Jimmy
White best steer clear then!
My experience with the witch hazel
laced substances was nothing but positive.
I lathered up my face with the shaving
cream using the brush also supplied by Bluebeard's, and the razor
just glided across my bum fluff, tidying the edges of my 'designer
stubble'/beard.
I then finished off with the secret
potion post-shave balm to hopefully fend off those pesky hairs.
I'd heartily recommend it me hearties,
yo, ho, ho.
All together now: “Arghhh!!”
- For more information go to www.bluebeards-revenge.co.uk or follow on Twitter @thebluebeards
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